Cindy Sheehan
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cra‧zy /ˈkreɪzi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[krey-zee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, -zi‧er, -zi‧est, noun, plural -zies.
–adjective
- Insane, demented
- Complete and total utter fucking whack-job
- Out of control
- Cindy Sheehan
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History
Cindy Sheehan (سيني شينين) WAS a terrorist socialist environmentalist lesbianist communist who blames America first and liked to commit treason by setting up a free-love, anti-war camp in Crawford, Texas. She is entirely against the war and ungrateful to President Bush, who willingly gave her his obviously deep-rooted and meaningful condolences after her son's death. She pretty much blames Bush for her son being over in Iraq, even though it was his choice to sign up and enlist for a SECOND TIME-Eat THAT, Sheehan! Even worse, she disrupted President Bush's vacations and the joy he gets from chopping down trees, with whining and hot, wrinkly, middle-aged lesbian sex, which all took place outside of his ranch.
Most recently, Imam Sheehan has published a book where she describes her erotic fantasy of traveling back in time to sensually execute the GREATEST POTUS EVER when he was an infant, in order to prevent the death of her son, forcing her to find some other life tragedy to exploit and milk attention out of, all for another fifteen minutes of fame. In addition to being insane, she is trying to prevent the return of Jesus, and we cannot allow that to happen!!!
Cindy has finally stopped harassing The Greatest President Ever with her anti-war protesting crap. She has finally realized that the phrase "15 minutes of fame" means exactly that, and that no one really wants to hear her bullshit anymore. The Greatest President Ever has more important things to do like running our country in the greatest Republican way that he is than to talk with some old wrinkled communist hag. However, she is contemplating running against Nancy Pelosi in 2008 as an independent. Good luck with that, nutjob!
Sheehag also left a cryptic note to patriotic Americans that "it's up to you now".
What the hell is that supposed to mean? Doesn't she know how America's political process works? No wonder she left! Good riddance, Sheehag!
God Bless America! This is a great victory for our country, and for the Nation.
Return of the witch
After watching Die Hard 4, Sheehan had an epiphany. If she could no longer irritate Republicans and conservatives, she could take on the Democrats and liberals. Summoned to the Hall of the Toad King- Hugo Chavez, Sheehan was given her new mission. In 2008, she plans to run against Nazi Pelosi, have Danny Glover's baby, and urinate on the Alamo. But Sheehan is not stopping there! She plans to rip up a picture of the Pope, call Jesse Jackson the N-word (then make love to him in the street), and set off balloons filled with Smilex Gas. When contacted about his reaction to Sheehan's latest antics, Satan said she is not welcome in Hell. "We have standards to keep!"
