Cleveland, Ohio
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| The city of CLEVELAND is in the state of OHIO A.K.A. Michigan's America | |
| Mayor: | LeBron James |
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| City Hall: | Rock 'n' Roll hall of fame |
| City Flower | The Giant Upside-down Free Stamp |
| Official Language: | Ohioan |
| City Motto: | Pittsburgh Sucks |
| Nickname: | The River Fire City |
| Theme Song: | Cleveland Rocks |
| City Animal: | Dawg |
| Population: | 16 |
| Principal industries: | Football |
| Fun Fact # 1: | Cleveland rocks. |
| Fun Fact # 2: | Pittsburgh sucks. |
Cleveland, Ohio is a city in O-H-I-O. Despite its large size and prominence, there is not any actual money in the city. BP had stored what remained of the cash in the BP building until they decided not to ever enter the city for some reason in 1983. It has been reported that Clevelanders survive by a communist collective set up by former mayor Dennis Kucinich. Its citizens do nothing except watch their sports teams (which uncoincidently always lose in championship games.) . Cleveland is the home of King LeBron I.
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Cleveland, Ohio History
Cleveland, Ohio Today
Probably snowing. Snow is reported in the metropolitan Cleveland area 363 of 365 (364 if leap year) days of the year.
Popular Ethnic Neighborhoods In Cleveland, Ohio
Cleveland, Ohio Landmarks
- Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame
Famous People From Cleveland, Ohio
That one guy on the "Drew Carry Show".
A Typical Day In Cleveland, Ohio
Get up in the morning, realize you've been fired due to your job going to mexico or canada. Stand up, look out the window into the depressing grey sky meeting with the depressing grey earth, smoke a joint and pass out until the following morning.
Strange Laws in Cleveland, Ohio
If your white and acting black your goin to jail
