Clint Eastwood

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Clint Eastwood is the toughest living American living today. He hates punks. He was literaly the hardhiting mayor of a town in California until he killed all the criminals and then he had nothing else to do, so he went back to making movies.

Clint Eastwood would play The Colbert Report in the movie. He would play Stephen, but Stephen's doing that himself.