Clubhouse: American

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ATTENTION
Stephen is personally watching
Clubhouse: American
to make sure it is not edited
by people who hate The Truth™.

Keep smiling and don't make any sudden movements.
By watching you, we're protecting you.

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Club Motto:	U.S.A! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
Official Club Function(s):	Supporting The Greatest President Ever
Official Club Language:	American
Club Anthem:	The National Anthem
Club Rituals:	* Hunting Bears Voting
Club Rules:	add stuff here-6
Club Members:	Esteban Colberto GlennBecksATool Masb1987 Winky thisniss demonseed Jesus Christ Anyone not a Communist or a member of the Bears fraternity, who is a Real American
Club Captain:	Captian America (Secret Identity currently unknown, but often speculated to be Stephen Colbert)
Fun Fact # 1:	add stuff here-9
Fun Fact # 2:	add stuff here-10
Fun Fact # 3:	add stuff here-11
Pages of Primary Importance:	All-American Pages American Real American United States
Pages Our Club Has Adopted for Upkeep:	add stuff below-13 (leave this line blank) Page 1 Page 2
Other:	add stuff here-14

An All-American Clubhouse for Real Americans!

Are you American enough to serve as American Club Captain? Apply here and tell us why you've got The Right Stuff^TM to lead the American Club to victory!

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