Colbert Nation/AhhDiddums

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Colbert Nation/AhhDiddums
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


Made of 1 part pure awesomeness and 2 parts raw manliness, AhhDiddums has obviously had hundreds of girlfriends! Bent on a mission to destroy succubeast Hillary Clinton and her soccer mom agenda, Diddums is in a constant state of stocking up automatic rifles which shoot corrosive acid and holy water.

AhhDiddums is Colbert Nation's resident traitor.

[edit] Trivia

  • Has had a threesome with Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro, which has been leaked on to the internet as "Cummunist Party IV!!!".
  • Hates America, Jesus, and Fetuses and will burn in hell for defying Christ.
  • Has killed dozens of godless killing machines with his bare hands!
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