Colbopoly

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For decades families have gathered together to play Monopoly. It's been a great way for parents to prepare their kids for the numerous bankruptcies they'll face later in life, and a prime source of financial humiliation.

For forget the monotony of Monopoly. There's a new truthy kid in town: Colbopoly!

Now you can learn the art of capitalism while also being enlightened in the Ways of Stephen.

[edit] Patriotic playing pieces

• The WMD - play as one of Saddam's secret weapons and 'nuke' the opposition!
• Cheney's pacemaker - a great way of honoring the VP. Just don't make any sudden noises!
• Big Brass Balls - Pretend you are Stephen Colbert!

[edit] Truthy places

• World Trade Center - remember where the greatness started...

[edit] Exciting Colbert-centric event cards

• You sell your sperm for cold, hard cash. Collect $1,000,000.