Communist Cuba

From Wikiality

Cuba is the House at the end of the block the sole inhabitant of which is rumored to have killed kids year ago. Located just south of Florida where the world's finest cigars are grown. Fidel Castro is its leader, but America has engaged in a 50-year plan to slowly deteriorate Castro's health and thus remove him from power.

The next phase of the American liberation of Cuba will involve sending a fleet of Carnival cruise ships there filled with early retired, fat middle management types to rush in and overpower the frail, bean-fed Cubans.

The final phase involves having Marine helicopters lower American strip malls into Cuba so that Cubans will be infused with American capitalism and thus eradicate all traces of communism.

When Cuba is liberated, it will allow for substantial redevelopment of Miami, after we ship all the Cubans there back to their homeland.