Condom
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The proper way to use a Condom:
- Get a banana (if none are available maybe use a cucumber).
- Tear open the condom package.
- Unravel the condom
- Stretch the condom to at least shoulder width
- Blow up the condom like a balloon
- Tie the condom.
- Untie the condom and let it go.
- Now you are safe to have sex (Assuming you are going to participate in heterosexual sex with your partner, whom you are married to. This is also assuming you will participate in said sexual relations under the covers, clothed above the waist, and with the lights off.)
- Condoms are ineffective if you sleep in the same bed after said relations.
An actual demonstration of how to use and dispose of a condom:
- Safe Sex Video
- You must be 18 years or older to view this because it contains seductive images.
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Tubes
- Germans develop a new final solution - the "spray on kondom"
- Teen Condom Innovation
