Connecticut for Lieberman

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Connecticut for Lieberman
is an American Political Party.
Emperor Senator Lieberman finds your lack of faith disturbing.
Emperor Senator Lieberman finds your lack of faith disturbing.

Connecticut for Lieberman is the official political party that has but one member, Joe Lieberman, now also named Sore Loserman for his refusal to accept the primary results (also known as the will of the voters).

Lieberman formed this party to run in the general election after his loss in the Connecticut Democratic primary to Ned Lamont. This loss was partially attributed to Lamont's post-Colbert bounce after Lamont's appearance on the show.

Host Stephen Colbert tried his hardest to give his fellow Bush-supporter Lieberman a similar bounce by persuading him to appear on his show, but despite offering him Cocoa Puffs, a trip to Miami and other enticements, Lieberman attempted to win simply on his Joementum, a move that has come back to haunt him.

[edit] Chairman

The chairman of the Connecticut for Lieberman is a man named John Orman, who is a very dear friend of Joe's and can be trusted to do everything with Joe's best interests in mind.

[edit] Successful Campaigns

Connecticut for Lieberman was able to defeat Ned Lamont to give Joe Lieberman the office that is so rightfully his.

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