Environmentalist

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"Environmentalist"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.
Environmentalist
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?


Tree-hugging hippies who seek to protect the Earth and animals (but not people) without realizing that negotiating with the planet means that the hurricanes win.

Hippies also make The Baby Jesus cry.

Contents

Their Objectives

  • Environmentalists want to take the troops out of Iraq and place them in front of the rain forests to make sure no terrorists kill the trees.

Their Methods

Jump in front of trees and/or sleep in trees.

Famous Environmentalists

A Typical Day for An Environmentalist

6:00 am: Wake up in dirt pile. 6:10 am: Kiss tree good morning. 6:30 am - 6:30 pm: Make America weaker by complaining about the government and the real heroes. 7:00 pm: Watch the liberal Jew-run media. 8:50 pm: Kiss tree good night. 9:00 pm: Back to sleep in the dirt pile.



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