CourtTV
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CourtTV
| CourtTV
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| Full Network Name | The Blonde Abductee Network |
| Transmission | Cable |
| Year Founded | 1991 |
| Corporate Owner | The Prescott Group |
| C.E.O. | Judge Judy |
| Types of Programs | Speculation, titliation |
| Sister Networks | JailCell Surveillance Channel, CopsTV |
| Most Popular Programs | Redneck Nightcourt |
| Most Popular Celebrities | Shirtless, Toothless Redneck Slutty, Braless Redneck Nancy Grace |
| Slogan | 'America's Justice System, On TV!' |
A television network where Americans can watch lady justice stick her sword so far up someone's ass that you'd think it was a boot.
Some say she's a (bear) in woman's clothing. More respected sources, like the Bush Administration indicate that she is the model upon which their secret prisons are based.
