Cowboy

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ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Presidents...

Cowboy
is Very Manly™.

If the person appears authentic, isn't that enough? I mean, I don't really think the President is a cowboy, but he seems like a cowboy to me.

Cowboys are true American heroes who make great authentic Presidents.

[edit] Cowboys in American Presidential History

[edit] Who Will Be The Next American Cowboy President?

Oh No!
Cowboy
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!