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Time Magazine's 100 Influential People For 2008

Go vote for Stephen. Go vote for America!

Build Your Own Cult Compound

With stories of a cult dominating the news, Americans are understandably curious about cults and their compounds.

As a public service, Wikiality.com offers a specially-designed tube so that cult builders can share their special knowledge with Americans unfamiliar with this lifestyle.

John McCain Releases Medical Records

Long before they were due and without being asked, Republican Presidential candidate, John McCain released his medical records proving that he isn't old or frail.

Please review the information here

Candidate Towns

You know your candidate has all the solutions for all the world's problems, and you will die before supporting the opposition.

But, no one has created that perfect world yet. The one where everything your candidate has ever stated has come to life and all your neighbors think exactly the same way.

Please go to this page to post what a town based on your candidate would be like!

That Black Church the Muslim Candidate Attends

By now everyone knows who Reverend Jeremiah Wright is: he's that God-damning, America-hating preacher and close confidant of America's first mooslim candidate for president.

We've heard of a few of his sermons, but we know there are more. Wikiality.com asks all the heroes to post all the sermons you are certain Reverend Wright has delivered in the over 20-years as preacher and spiritual advisor to his most famous (and mooslim) parishioner, Barack Hussein Obama.

Whether there is video tape of them or not. Please go to this page to add to the list.

Wikiality.com Mourns The Passing Of A Good Internets Friend

Wonkyear.com, the largest collection of truthy pictures in any of the internets tubes has closed.

To honor one of the Colbert Family of Internets Tubes, Wikiality.com has dedicated our humble tube of Stephen pictures to them, behold: The Wonkyear.com Memorial Image Gallery. Goodbye good friend, we'll miss your contribution to truthiness.

Wonkyear.com August, 2006 - February, 2008.

Scientific Papers — Contributions Welcome!

The Wikiality.com Study Group Research Study Group invites all budding truthitician-scientists to submit scientific papers to add to our growing body of knowledge! We welcome scientific papers on all subjects related to truthiness, justicity, and the American Way.

If you have a scientific paper which you would like to contribute, feel free to add your paper to the WSGRSG's list of papers!

Stephen Says

Wikiality.com is please to bring you another new game-like-activity. And this is one the whole family can play. It's both fun and edumacational. So what are you waiting for?!

Check out the Stephen Says tube now. And feel free to expand it by adding new Colbertesque activities!

Eerie Wikialities!

Back in the 1970's Americans were more in-tune with their guts than they are now. This may have to do with all the UFOs and Bigfoot sightings.

Relive that grande era of suspicion and superstition with Wikiality.com's newest Game-like activity:

Stacy And Laci Peterson: The Eerie Wikialities

You might just see the world in a different way...or not...

...but maybe you will...

What IS With The Europeans And Their Polar Bear Cubs?

Another polar bear cub has been adopted by mankind and will need to be named. Please visit this page to post your suggestions.

What Is Steve Kagen Hiding?

I will not face Stephen Colbert, no matter what any of you say!
I will not face Stephen Colbert, no matter what any of you say!

We still hate you, Steve Kagen! We're not going to stop until you visit Dr. Colbert for your nailing!

Wikiality.com is asking all Americans to blackmail Mr. Kagen into appearing on The Colbert Report. If you have any embarrassing information on Representative Kagen or have done something shameful in your life and want to blame Mr. Kagen for it, please post them here, so that we can straighten all this out.

You don't want to be a coward all your life do you, Kagen?

Greenscreen witchcraftery

In case any of you still haven't seen this yet, NoFactZone has posted that Bonnie R. - the winner of the first green screen challenge, has apparently made a second video featuring the Greatest Living American.--GlennBecksATool (talk) 01:56, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

New Citizenship Test

The New York Times asks, "What Does 'American' Mean?" Well, New York Times, if you were really American you wouldn't have to ask! Wikiality.com is starting a new page to help un-Americans like the New York Times and your gardener, housekeeper or nanny understand the new citizenship test.

Please visit our Citizenship Test page and see how your knowledge of America measures up against everyone else. (Please note: Wikiality.com grades on a scale.)

Help Stephen Better Know Your District

Citizens! With The Colbert Report dark due to labor unions hating America, Stephen won't be on until they are given the chance to research waterboarding!

Until then, you can help Stephen meet his goal of "better knowing" all 435 434 of America's districts, while he is on this forced sabbatical!

You're either with Stephen, or you're with the labor unions, Rahm Emanuel and Nancy Pelosi.

Click here to find out how you can help Stephen better know your district!


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