Cyprus
From Wikiality
Cyprus is the Conservative Anti-American country, regardless of their support of American Independence in the 18th Century. It thinks of America as decadent and godless just because it's not involved in a bloodbath every other year.
Famous for their hill.
[edit] The truthiness about Cyprus
- The people of Cyprus are not called Cyprians but Cypriots.
- We don't carry around AK47's even though geographically we are in the Middle East.
- Cyprus is not the lost Atlantis.
- We are a bear-free country (yes we are a country).
- Our flag is considered to be one of the funniest flags in the world.
- Our current president Tassos Papadopoulos looks like a shrunk old Charles Bronson and speaks like Vito Corleone.
- We drive small mainly Japanese cars with the 1300cc engines (gosh they are slow).
- Unfortunately we do not get THE COLBERT REPORT on tv.
- Cyprus is the second smallest European country and our equivalent to Mexican illegal immigrants are the Syrian illegal immigrants.
- Ayia Napa is our equivalent to Ibiza or Cancun.
- We do not have a Disneyland.
- We do not have cable internet (only DSL and Dial-Up sad), making it hard to play Counter Strike.
- We import all our weed, thus you pay $30 for a nickel bag.
