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July 3, 2009, Poll #2
America's favorite Christian Alaskan Governor and The Greatest Maveratrix Ever Queen Sarah Palin has chosen to abort end her term as governor one and a half years early. She has said she would not run again either[1].
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July 3, 2009, Poll #1
Somehow the state Supreme Court of Minnesota was able to defy the will of the voters and in the most egregious example of judicial activism since the Dover School Board case installed Al Fucking Franken as their senator[2]!
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July 2, 2009
Somehow a movie was made outside the Hollywood system! This movie is called "The Stoning of Soraya M.".
It is a movie that discusses the shameful practice of stoning.
America's Party supported the making of this film, but the libruls refused to.
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July 1, 2009
During last night's episode Dr. Colbert asked it, now it's time for America to decide:
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June 30, 2009, Poll #2
Norm Coleman concedes his Senate seat following the ruling from the Minnesota state Supreme Court in favor of Al Franken[3].
Now that the ruling is final, this gives the Democrats 60 seats in the Senate.
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June 30, 2009, Poll #1
One week after Dr. Colbert visited Iraq, U.S. troops will be pulling out of the cities and moving into military bases[4].
Obviously this occurred because he declared victoryEpisode #567.
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June 23, 2009
The Liberal Media have been all verklempt about Greater Carolina governor Mark Sanford's weekend get-away[5].
His wife knew where he was, his kids didn't seem to mind that their daddy went into seclusion on father's day and his staff was in contact with him. But The Liberal Media won't let the real story out!
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Follow Up
Apparently, the good governor was having an affair[6], which explains all the secrecy.
So now the big question is why?
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June 22, 2009
On his June 21, 2009 appearance on Face The Nation, The Greatest Maverick Ever criticized President Hussein Obama's stance on Iran by implying it was too weak, saying:
- "... I appreciate the statement that he made yesterday that was far stronger ... I’m not for fomenting violence, nothing except to say that America’s position in the world is one of moral leadership ... We have to be on the right side of history."[7]
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June 17, 2009
Dr. Colbert voluntarily shaved his head to show solidarity with the troops in Iraq.
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June 16, 2009
The Greatest Maveratrix Ever graciously accepted the role of defender of the young women of America.
Over the roar of the crowd, she thanked our troops--on behalf of all young women--for joining her in this fight.
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June 15, 2009
Apparently traditional news reports from Iran are being blocked and the only reliable internets service seems to be The Twitter[8][9][10]!
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June 13, 2009
Iran held an election and voters re-elected president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. But, former Primer Minister and Reform candidate, Mir Hossein Mousavi as well as independent election observers question the accuracy of the results[11].
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June 12, 2009
Now that Dr. Colbert's week in the Persian Gulf is over ...
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June 11, 2009, Poll #2
President Hussein Obama visited Green Bay, Wisconsin to talk to Regular Americans about the socialist healthcare plan he wants to force everyone to use[12].
While there, an escaped convict attending the rally with his daughter (that he kidnapped) asked for a note to excuse him from prison for the day[13].
Hussein Obama happily wrote the note[14].
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June 11, 2009, Poll #1
On yesterday's episode of The Greatest American News Program Ever, Supreme Allied Nice Guy Tom Hanks stuffed Private Colbert into a crate and affixed a "To Iraq" sticker on it.
But, in the opening sequence of the first episode of Operation Iraqi Stephen: Going Commando, videotaped evidence clearly shows three CIA agents renditioning Stephen.
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