Dallas Cowboys

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The Dallas Cowboys are an American football team used as a front by a Communist-Terrorist and Democratic alliance to trick Americans into supporting them and thinking that they are "America's Team". The evil Soviet geniuses knew that picking a team name so purely American as "cowboys" in the heartland of Texas would easily win the title as "America's Team". Of course this is hogwash, their colors aren't even red white and blue!

[edit] Evidence of Conspiracy

Famous Communist Hitler was heartbroken when the Cowboys lost to the Giants

The Cowboys franchise is riddled with communist propaganda. For example, compare the Cowboys' star logo to a common Soviet symbol.

Also, the Cowboy's owner Jerry Jones sorta suspicously looks a bit like Lenin, if Lenin was an old gay man.

[edit] History

The Dallas Cowboys were founded in 1960 as the brainchild of Soviet madman Nikita Kruschev to secretly brainwash the American public. Throughout the 60's the plan seemed to work as more and more teenagers turned into potsmoking hippies, but luckily Richard Nixon defeated the Cowboys single handily 76-0 in Super Bowl I. The team continued to struggle throughout nearly all of it's history since but have recently recruited liberal crybaby Terrell Owens as well as gay activist Tony R(elentless H)omo to revive the evil goal of the Dallas Cowboys. Its has been reported numerous times making out, especially after Owens has consumed many pills. These two teammates have become such close "butt-buddies" that they cry whenever people make fun of the other.

[edit] Fracts

• the owner is a "Friend of Saudis"
• Cowboys fans will like to tell you their team has won 5 Super Bowls, they have actually lost 8, and cannot face reality without worshiping their steroid-fueled, brain-dead, future inmates.
• When the Cowboys lose, their fans and team members often whine and cry publicly (seen right), and insist that their team is still better.