Dave Coulier

Dave Coulier
is Hockey-related
making it un-American

Dave Coulier
is too Canadian, speak American, eh.

Creepy.

You Oughta Know

Dave Coulier is Canadian, and therefore was born lame
He used to star in Full House as Joey Gladstone, the creepy "uncle" with pedophilic tendencies
Hosted one of those strange America's Funniest Something Or Other TV shows where people sent in videos of themselves getting whacked in the nuts
Starred as himself in that Surreal Life show on VH1 where Flavor Flav was all pimpin' and shit, and Tawny Kitaen was all crazy as balls
Was the voice of Uncle Waldorf in the Muppet Babies episode: Where No Muppet Has Gone Before, and the voice of Peter Venkman in the cartoon The Real Ghostbusters
He did something to piss Alanis Morissette off, but that's probably really easy to do.
He loves playing and watching hockey, and the Detroit Red Wings are his favorite team. He would fight other hockey players more often, but the Olsen Twins told him not to.