David Geffen

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Stab in the back?
Or slap in the face?
David Geffen is one of America's Frenemies.

David Geffen is a legendary homosexual and former Clinton supporter. He now supports handsome, multiracial Senator Barack Hussein Obama.

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[edit] Criticism Of The Clintons

Image:Quote open clear3.gif Everybody in politics lies, but they do it with such ease, it's troubling. Image:Quote_close_clear2.gif
~David Geffen
February 21, 2007


[edit] Keeping Him Busy

Stephen has offered Geffen a coveted intern position on The Colbert Report.

[edit] Perks

  • Learn to change toner cartridges
  • College credit

[edit] Email

All David has to do is email Stephen at ColbertNation.com and put "I Am David Geffen" in the subject line, and in 8 words or less, describe why Stephen should hire you as an intern.

[edit] See Also

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