David Gregory

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David Gregory
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process
David Gregory
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
David Gregory
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy
David Gregory, shill for the homosexual agenda.
David Gregory, shill for the homosexual agenda.

David "Stretch" Gregory was a part of the White House Press Corp along with his comrade Helen Thomas. A known partisan, David is best known for treating former Press Secretary Scott McClellan like his bitch.

David is currently hosting his own show on MSNBC, called Race to the White House. It's ratings are abysmal because his is not the show following Countdown w/Keith Olbermann.

Tapped to be MSNBC's news anchor at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, when Tom Brokaw decided that order needed to be restored in the broadcasting booth after a drunken brawl broke out between Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews and Pat Buchanan, Keith Olbermann and Joe Scarborough, and Joe Scarborough and David Shuster. Andrea Mitchell would have joined in, but someone buried her in 10,000 red, white & blue balloons. She was not able to escape until long after the fight was over. Rachel Maddow and Chuck Todd stood off to the side and were not injured.

Mr. Gregory is not with us. He not only had the audacity to read the Iraq Cool Ranch Dorito Group report, but to then quote it and draw conclusions from it.

His Wife (Leave Her Out Of This!)

Mr. Gregory married Beth Wilkinson (leave her out of this!) in 2000 on Nantucket Island.

Beth (leave her out of this!) is a lawyer and just two weeks after Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were taken over by the federal government resigned her position as executive vice president with Fannie.

Mr. Gregory still has his job with MSNBC and it is assumed Beth (leave her out of this!) will be receiving a substantial retirement, so they will have nothing to worry about during the coming economic slowdown.

"Stretch" Journalism

Dave doesn't believe it is the role of journalists to expose liars.

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Despite what you may have heard
David Gregory
Is totally not gay!
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