David Letterman

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"Are you cooking beans? What time is it? Is Zorro on?"
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~ David Letterman


David Letterman is an American televsion talk show host and comedian who serves as a desperate subsitute for 11:30 program among people too poor to afford basic cable. While not completely worthless, due to his decision to feature Stephen Colbert as a guest on a couple of occasions thus far, Letterman clearly lives his life in the shadow of his more successful timeslot competitor.

David Letterman stole Stephen Colbert's idea of showing the blink-off between Dick Cheney and Nancy Pelosi.

Letterman lives in New York City most of the time with his secret girlfriend and adorable bastard son. He is originally from Indiana, a fan of the New York Yankees and has 72 teeth.



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