Demona

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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Demona-nejad is a terrorist.

"Demona"
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Demona is a grave threat to America.

Demona is one of the America's greatest threats. A satanic creature known as a gargoyle. A sorceress defying God's word... read the Bible! Thanks to a pact with a demon, she can disguise herself as a human being, and she chose a French identity. She is also a known terrorist, who has repeatedly tried to commit genocide on the American race. She may or may not have ties to bears, but my gut says she does.

Did you know...

... Demona hates Jon Stewart

[edit] Past Crimes

Demona is responsible for numerous betrayals and atrocities spanning the past ten centuries across Europe, but we don't care about that. Let's talk about what she has done since she came to America to kill us all.

Demona is responsible for awakening even more of her nightmarish kind and unleashing them upon the fair city of Manhattan. She has dabbled in magic on American soil, bringing Satan's power here. Why, she even turned everyone in Manhattan to stone, and massacred a whole bunch of honest, hard working Americans. No liberals were killed though, as they don't watch television, because they are too busy hanging out in coffee shops hating America.

Demona and Stephen have one thing, and only one thing, in common. They both hate John McCain. Grrrrrr! At least that used to be the case, as Stephen now likes John McCain, and once again has nothing in common was this bat-winged harpy.

Thankfully, Demona has been opposed at every turn by David Xanatos. Xanatos is one of our nation's unsung heroes. Corporate tycoon, and he doesn't vote Democrat. But, he'll need a haircut before he gets a Tip of the Hat

Knowing she'd need to fight fire with fire, Demona founded a corporation in our enemy nation, France and brought it here. She is a crafty one.een known to make repeated

I have it on good authority that Demona is using her corporation to supply terrorists with weapons of mass destruction.

On the bright side, however, Demona has made several attempts to kill Elisa Maza, a mole for the liberals in the NYPD. Even if Demona is trying to kill Elisa for all the wrong reasons, Elisa's death would be of great benefit to the people of New York City, whatever small mercies they're entitled to (here's a hint: none).

Most recently, Demona has endorsed Hillary Clinton for the presidency. She is using Satanic Black Magic to make sure dark clouds follow Barack Obama all the way to the Democratic Convention.

[edit] Demona Trivia

While her human persona is French, she donates money to the Democrats.
Is close friends with Hillary Clinton
Has been declared a coward because she refuses to come on The Colbert Report
Only wants people to think she's a fictional cartoon character.
Has participated in the creation of clones. She has also dated one.
Is rumored to be dating the Colbear.
Demona has gone on record to say that she hates the troops.
Was married to John Kerry.
She reads books and does not believe in truthiness.
Has said "Paris belongs to me."
Owns land in Canada and allows bears safe haven there.
Rumors of incestuous and lesbian relationships.
Called Gandalf the White a "pussy".
Her arch nemesis is Condoleeza Rice
She may or may not be Obama Girl, Stephen's gut is still looking into it.
Demona is against the idea of a border fence, as it makes it that much harder to shoot the brown people coming into this country, as well as the black people running away from this country.
On that note, Demona has no black friends. She sees color, mostly red.
She is a Democratic Super Delegate.