Dennis Miller
From Wikiality
Dennis Miller is a former comedian and born-again Republican. Thanks to his ridiculously large head he is also the original inspiration for the bobble-headed doll.
Miller found fame on the New York comedy scene, but tragically lost his sense of humor during 9/11. Because of Despite Miller's fateful accident, he is an ardent supporter of the greatest President Ever, George W. Bush.
When he isn't praying in his breath-taking shrine to his neo-Con Trinity (George Allen, Rush Limbaugh, and George W. Bush) he can be found on FOX News, where he poorly impersonates real pundits like Stephen Colbert and Papa Bear.
Things Dennis Miller Loves
- Rudy Giuliani
- George W. Bush
- Senator George Allen
- Rush Limbaugh
- The Republican Party
- Trent Lott
- Bigfoot, though secretly in the convinds of his cave, I mean Apartment in NY.
Things Dennis Miller Hates
- Elton John
- The ACLU
- Jews
- Black people (except Condoleeza Rice)
- Liberals
Dennis Miller Fractoids
- Dennis Miller likes Barney Franks, Barney never called Stephen to Apologize
- Dennis Miller was a latchkey kid growing up
- Dennis Miller wears an invisible neck brace to support his massive cranium
- Dennis Miller has small hands, very small hands
- Dennis Miller was able to get a few seconds on The Half Hour News Hour
- Dennis Miller is going to work for FOX on Sean Hannity's show
- Dennis Miller was raised by bigfoot then moved to civilization when God spoke to him through his scruffy exterior. He now lives happy as an American, though has a tendancy to revert to his Bigfoot ways on occasion.
