Executive/Cabinet/DoJ

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Executive/Cabinet/DoJ
is a part of the
Executive Branch of the United States Government

**Department of Justice**
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Established:	June 22, 1870
Slogan:
Attorney General:	Alberto Gonzales
Deputy Attorney General:	Paul McNulty (former)
Employees:

The DoJ is headed by former Dancing with the Stars Champion, and current King of England, Tucker Carlson.

[edit] Responsibilities

The Department of Justice is trusted with the honorable job of torturing the living crap out of anyone Un-American. (That's why it's the Department of Justice) America was given exclusive permission in the Geneva Conventions to use torture as a sole means of extracting information from satanic jihadists, Bearists, and Democrats.

(copy/pasted from "Department of Justice")
The Department of Justice is responsible for just that, dispensing Justice. While generally this involves a long and complicated trial, the Bush Administration is working to change this, making our courts obsolete and freeing up more tax money to fund the War on Terror.

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