Diamond

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If you don't already have a
Diamond
your parents never loved you!
The Hope Diamond
The Hope Diamond
The Cullinan Brooch, part of the Queen's personal stash
The Cullinan Brooch, part of the Queen's personal stash

Diamonds are as rare as the element carbon is in the universe. They are Jesus' tears.

That is why they "are forever" or should be kept forever and never sold. Not that it has anything to do with flooding the market and dropping the value by a hundred fold, not at all. QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS and move on to the next page.

This site was brought to you by DeBeers.

Diamonds are also used by some people to rate whores.

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