Digimon

From Wikiality

Digimon are a computerized breed of bears whose sole purpose is to infect our nation with mind-corrupting Japanese animation. Similar in the brain-washing aspect of pokemon, this bear species were created as an additional wave of Japanese recruitment.

They are designed in a way that they can attract children in their tender years, and persuade them to waste their American dollars on corrupting propaganda. Luckily, they have been subdued much more than the aforementioned pokemon, and are much less of a threat.

[edit] Famous Digimon Bear Characters

[edit] Teddymon

• Teddymon, appears as a giant yellow teddy bear, tricks children with giant candy and giant bed-like softness.

[edit] Warumonzaemon

• Warumonzaemon, the viral form of Teddymon, has giant claws and hides a WMD within its stuffing.