Direct Others Firsters
From Wikiality
Direct Others Firsters are known by many names. The basic principle behind directing others first is transference. At their core, these "firsters" define themselves by medling in others' affairs, always going so far as to assume that they can guide a situation through concentrated use of their inept, keyholed advice. Paying attention to these empty failures will only bring upon those who are so directed the same failure and ridicule of their "directing" mentors.
In order to drive this explanation home, I will not lay out a plan of action for those who might stumble upon these cancers. I will only warn the reader of their duty to carry with them grains of salt with which to combat any Direct Others Firster.
DOF Aliases
- Factinista
- Fact Hugger
- Global Warmtrooper
- Wikinazi
- Busybody
- Nosy Nelly
- Helpy McHelperton
- Peer Advisor
- Guidance Counselor
- Therapist
- Psychiatrist
- Vitamin Salesperson
- Drug Dealer
- Penis Envyist
- Uppity Faitherson
- Spam Deliverist
- Labcoat Larry


