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Doctors
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Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.


A "real-life" medical or mental expert. They hate America, pretending to be smart by using medical "facts" to cure people.

Dr. Stephen Colbert Seen Here Giving The State of The Union Address
Dr. Stephen Colbert Seen Here Giving The State of The Union Address
Dr. Gregory House Seen Here
Dr. Gregory House Seen Here

Dr. Gregory House is the only doctor worth praising. His photo is famously hung in The Colbert Report's studio, indicating that Stephen has given his approval. House is also considered a true American, despite his mother's gaul in birthing him elsewhere.









[edit] Examples

Dr. Cliff Huxtable Seen Here , JELLO Anyone?

Dr. Bill Frist Seen Here, The Late Terri Schiavo's Great Physician in the Senate

The Man Who Knows The Answer To Everyone's Problem, Just Ask Him, He's Like Jesus With A Doctor's Degree

[edit] Surveys

  • 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

[edit] Also See




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