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Dogs are righteous animals, beloved of God. In factiness, for God so loved the Dog, that he gave his only begotten name unto this animal, as a backward spelling of His own.


All You Need To Know About doGs

The is how you thank mans best friend?
The is how you thank mans best friend?
  • Mans' best friend.
  • Randomly attack cats and liberals.
  • Stephen has a doG named Gipper. "Mr. Gipper... go tear apart this t-bone!!"
  • The smaller the doG, the more it wants you to kick it.
  • Generally do not commit, condone, nor endorse acts of terrorism.
  • All of the Greatest Presidents of the United States had a First Dog.
  • Dogs enjoy the taste of their own feces, believe it or not.
  • You don't want to screw with a big dog. [1]








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