Double-Stick Tape

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"Double-Stick Tape"
was featured by Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. on "The Wørd" segment of "The Colbert Report"
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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Double-Stick Tape
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!


Double stick tape is a harbor for terrorism. The people of America are put out of jobs every day at the single-stick tape factories for these no good double-stick tapers. Although the tape sticks on both sides, it lacks the character of looping single-stick tape, which is awesome in it's single-stickability. Buying double-stick tape is helping the terrorists.

See Also

  • Tarp


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