Dr. James Holsinger

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Dr. James Holsinger
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Dr. Holsinger undercover for research purposes only.

The Greatest President Ever's nominee for Surgeon General. Dr. Holsinger has a background in medicine and has earned a degree from an accredited facility not unlike Liberty University.

A throbbing swelled within James after his first job at a hospital, that eventually lured him toward gay studies. Not in a gay-way of course, but for science, for a better understanding of the inner workings of the gays who walk among us.

James eventually became America's foremost expert in the field of gay studies releasing reams and reams of statistics in the form of graphs and tables. Perhaps even pie charts.

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