Dr. Laura Schlessinger

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Dr. Laura Schlessinger is an esteemed doctor and expert on interpersonal relationships.

She often gives advice over the radio due to the sheer demand for her words of wisdom.

She was a Jewess.

She did not make a nasty photo shoot involving a beaver (whatever that is) this is an incidious lie!!!

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[edit] Youth

The Doktor, (she's not a Doctor, really) is known to have had a period that could be called youth, except that the Doktor never really existed. The Doktor spent her youth thinking about being a doktor, as opposed to really becoming one. Youth wasted, if you may.

[edit] Family

One gay son, who gave her grief. That's why she made up all those hateful remarks against gays. Nobody is to be blamed.

[edit] Allegations of Witchcraft

Mme. Schlossingo is not a witch. Otherwise that face is a disguise.

[edit] Education

Life is a school. Good enough for Tom Cruise, good enough for her. Once again, she is not a doctor. duh!

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