Dr. Michael Novacek

Dr. Michael Novacek
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process

Dr. Michael Novacek
studies science-related stuff, guaranteeing him a one-way ticket straight to hell.

Dr. Michael Novacek
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

Dr. Michael Novacek
composed at least one non-audiobook book.

A book-writing, science-learning, hater of The Baby Jesus.

Wrote a book about digging up bones, which sounds kinds gay.

Has been scheduled to be a guest on "The Colbert Report" on November 14, 2006, unless he is too scared to get nailed.

Which he probably is.

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