Dr. Peter Agre
From Wikiality
A member of "Scientists & Engineers for America" who believes scientists need to come out of the closet. Stephen consented to have him as a guest on "The Colbert Report" on October 20, 2006, so that he could embrace his homosexuality in an environment of Righteous American Hatred for That Abominable Lifestyle.
Instead, he exploited Stephen's gracious hospitality by co-opting his appearance on "The Report" by speaking directly to the public. He is a chemist and has no right to speak to the public and was responsible for the firing of one of the show's producers due to his arrogant abuse of his time in the guest's chair.
What He Brought to The Eagle's Nest
Mr. Agre brought a fake, giant coin with him, that he usually ties up with a ribbon to wear around his neck. As tradition dictates, he should have given it to Stephen, but due to his blatant homo-communism, he only allowed Stephen to hold it. He will be going to hell.
Lies He tried to Sneak Past Stephen
- Thinks creation science isn't good science.
- Thinks people need to read books.
- Is pro-anti-biotics, yet calls himself a scientist.
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BelievesThinks the attack on science is part of an anti-intellectual movement. But he is wrong since Stephen feels people like him need wedgies. - Scientists can't be Christians, Agre himself claims to be part of some cult called Lutherans.
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