Earth Liberation Front

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"Earth Liberation Front"
is an Official "Lover of Immoral Bears" (LiB) Site™
PROCEED WITH CAUTION
Earth Liberation Front
has earned Al Franken's COMMUNIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


The Earth Liberation Front (ELF) is a group of hippies who have nothing better to do than to complain about the policies of The Greatest President Ever!

[edit] Beliefs

ELF are strict believers in The Church of Algore. These eco-terrorists see housing as the worst of America's offenses and often terrorize developers with explosives and fire.

They also hate hummers.

[edit] Activities

ELF sees everything representative of American success as a threat to their way of life and targets what they call "threats to Nature" on fire.

[edit] Members

No one really belongs to ELF, since it is run by hippies. However, besides the hippies in charge, it is believed that stoned slackers are also members.




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