Eclipse

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Eclipse
is science-related, sending it straight to hell.

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Eclipse (Biblical retribution)

When Our Father, God, is pleased with us, he allows us to enjoy His creation:

God made two great lights — the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars

Whenever we are blinded with rampant homosexuality, abortion and other forms of liberalism, Our Lord will punish us with a special act of smoting:

I will make the Sun go down at noon, and darken the Earth in broad daylight

Artist's rendition of a "lunar eclipse"

This special form of smoting is called an "eclipse".

Technically there are two types of Elliptical Smoting:

• Solar Eclipse-day darkening
• Lunar Eclipse-night darkening

When Our Father darkens the stars that's called smog.

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