Egypt

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Egypt has pyramids in it, which were placed there by John Adams, creator of the American dollar bill. The rest of Egypt is really boring except for the American-designed, Egyptian-built pyramids. America makes everything better, including the population of elephants, which in recent years has exploded.

Egypt is NOT in Africa. Africa is kind of a sketchy concept; Egypt, however, is real. It is located in the Middle East.

Egypt is the only country in the middle east entirely populated by Persians, who are inturn ancestors of oil tycoons from the dark (oily) ages.