Election 2008

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Fox is following the 2008 Presidential Election very closely, so close in fact, we already know who's going to win!

And, just to keep things interesting, we will provide a list of Candidates, their official campaign websites, and when it gets closer to the election, we will sponser debates between all the candidates.

Americans being pulled apart by Elephants and Donkeys.

So, without further ado, here are the candidates who will be running for the Highest Office in the Universe.

Contents 1 Americans 2 Democrats 3 Draft Movement 4 Filling Deadlines 5 See also

Americans

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	Candidate	Arguments For	Arguments Against
	Mike Huckabee	Name sounds like a fun restaurant Has plenty of spare skin to go around	Don't watch him eat - his jaw is made of glass! Used to go skinny-dipping with Bill Clinton
	Ron Paul	Comes from the same place as The Greatest President Ever! Popular with the kids	Not a real Republican Incapable of making facial expressions
	John McCain	Supports the troops. Won't torture detainees.	Depression and PTSD from begin tortured as POW Has crazy bad old man smell.
	Alan Keyes	Could be America's greatest ever black friend!	Nobody even knows he's running!

Democrats

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	Candidate	08	Arguments For	Arguments Against
	Hillary Clinton	08	Has buns of steel.	Has serpent hair and a gaze that turns men to stone. Hates cigars. No Thatcher
	باراك أوباما	08	We're told he's black.	Not black enough. Arabic-speaker. Closet Muslim.
	Mike Gravel		Kinda crazy: perfect for scaring America's enemies into submission.	Rambles off on odd tangents during speeches when my friend's dog enjoys running in the park and when you look up at the sky you see funny shapes and...

Draft Movement

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	Candidate, Party	Arguments For	Arguments Against
	Michael Bloomberg, (???)	??? pros	??? cons
	Al Gore, Democrat	fatso pros	fatso cons
	Ralph Nader, Independent	*Helped The Greatest President Ever get elected.	hippie cons
	Lou Dobbs, American	lou pros	lou cons
	Condoleezza Rice, American	work wife pros	work wife cons
	Jeb Bush, American	*Brother to The Greatest President Ever.	jethro cons
	Newt Gingrich, American	*Led the fight to impeach Bill Clinton.	*Failed to impeach Bill Clinton.
	Richard Cheney, American	*Vice President to the The Greatest President Ever.	darth cons

Filling Deadlines

FILLING DEADLINES
Paperwork	Deadline
Announce your next press conference	December 2007
Announce intention to create exploratory committee	December 2007
Announce when you will announce whether you will decide to announce if you will be running	December, 2007

See also

• Election '08
• Clinton '08 dropped
• Colbert '08
• Huckabee '08 dropped
• McCain '08
• McKinney '08
• Nader '08
• Obama '08
• Romney '08 dropped