Elizabeth Hasselbeck

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Elizabeth Hasselbeck agrees with Rush,
People With Cancer Are Political Fodder!
RUSH IS RIGHT!!! RUSH IS RIGHT!!!

ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America

Go read your Bible and be a good wife like the bible say Elizabeth, you dumb broad

Elizabeth Hasselbeck is one of the true greats of American broadcasting. This adorable, loud-mouthed yapping co-host of The View is seen on a daily basis being beaten into submission by Rosie O'Donnell & Joy Baher.

She is one of the 93% 85% 74% 51% 44% 30% 27% of Americans who unwaveringly support our greatest president, George W. Bush, making her the greatest person ever to cohost that show.

She was cheated out of her million dollars on the CBS reality series Survivor, and had to settle for marrying NFL quarterback Matt Hasselbeck of the Seattle Seahawks.

Factoids

God Bless America

• Wishes Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush can be president forever. Amen

• She is always right. Got it Rosie and Joy? She's the Sean Hannity of Day Time Talk.

• A Real American, not a liberal like Rosie

• Feels that Toby Keith is a fine American

• Feels that Rush Limbaugh is a fine American

• Got that Pinko Commie, Rosie O'Donnell fired, How dare Rosie argue with a Real American like Elisabeth

• Is a staunch supporter of sufferers of California Hot Tub Rectal Gonorreah, having contracted it in the 80's at a pool party at Rush Limbaugh's house.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!