Emperors Club

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The Emperor's Club V.I.P. is the rich man's Pamela Martin & Associates. They specialize in high class escorts, not whores like those low-class operations.

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Services

Emperor's Club provides the highest quality evenings entertainment, so high, clients can choose from a menu of girls rated with diamonds, the more diamonds, the better.

Seven Diamonds

  • Brandy - Brandy can read and has all her teeth

Six Diamonds

Five Diamonds

Four Diamonds

Three Diamonds

Two Diamonds

One Diamond

Seriously, if you want a one diamond girl, you really should consider a boy.

Prices

Emperor's Club prices range from a seven diamond girl for $5,000/hour to a one diamond girl for a pack of cigarettes.

Client List

  • Eliot Spitzer, former governor of New York, better known as Client 9
  • The Duke of Westminster, duke of Westminster in England, better known as Gerald Cavendish Grosvenor or Client 6

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