Europe

From Wikiality

Also known as "The Liberal Continent that is Going to Hell," Europe is not a real continent. It's not a not-real continent like Africa is a not-real continent, because Africa is a myth and nobody cares about it. Europe is real, sadly enough. But it is not a continent. Europe is divided between the New Europe (good guys) and the Old Europe (bad guys). The line dividing the two is know as the Bushie-Rumsfeld Line.

Countries that are European and snobby include:

Iceland, Czech Republic, Moldova, Bulgaria, Romania, Slovakia, Slovenia, Greece, Cyprus, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Albania, Serbia,

Montenegro, Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Bjorkistan, Denmark, the Netherlands, France, Germany, Switzerland,

Austria, Belgium, Spain, Gibraltar, Andorra, Portugal, Monaco, San Marino, Vatican City, Luxembourg, Liechtenstein, and Belarus.

Countries that are in Europe that are not snobby are:

The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia (FYROM), Italy, Spain, Hungary, Ireland, oh, and don't forget Poland.

Russia, Ukraine, and Turkey are maybe in Europe, but they can't seem to make up their minds. Fortunately, however, it doesn't really matter where they think that they are, because they are where they are, and that place is called Eurasia.

Europe Trivia

• There is much speculation as to whether Europe actually exists. Many experts think that the communist bears that live in Canada created a fictional place called "Europe" (bear for 'does not exist') to reinforce their liberal-socialist-communist-abortionist-canadian-unamerican-hockey-loving-baseball-hating-beliefs.