European

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A person who is from Europe, a continent that exists, but honestly shouldn't. Male europeans are virtually identical to the females. The males enjoy fashion, flag burning, and sodomy. Europeans are actually an endangered species, as the male europeans are too homosexual to want to reproduce properly. The common european male is also into such things as bear worship, and the burning of Stephen colbert pictures as they wish to be so great as him, but they are to Liberal. Europeans are also largly islam, and Bearism supporters and practicers. So if you see any you should immediatly run away or risk your baby being eaten, unless of course you are a Bear, then you probably are european... or an Anti-Colbertite. The common European's favorite stores are the gap and fasion bug.

Europeans also NEVER wear deoderant, their women don't shave armpits, and ALL Europeans have the capabilities to clean very well and fly. They do not fly often due to the fact that they get Mercedes as taxis. At least in Germany. Europeans also, in general, hate Americans. But that's only because they're jealous of us. WE take baths on regular basis.

[edit] European Worshiping Practices

This is a european that is worshiping the bear god Ursa.