FDR

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God liked Franklin Delano Roosevelt, proving it by allowing him to be born into a wealthy family.

Roosevelt, for his part, liked sex. He liked it a lot. In fact, he continued the great Democratic tradition of having massive amounts of sex. When he met a beautiful distant cousin around the turn of the twentieth century, he had so much sex with her in such a short period of time that her good looks disappeared, leaving her a hopelessly "unattractive woman" and requiring him to marry her and have children.

Just after the unattractive woman finished having children for Roosevelt, she found out that he was having sex with Lucy Mercer. Angry, the unattractive woman refused to ever have sex with Roosevelt again.

This left Roosevelt with the bright smile and buoyant personality that would go on to get him elected POTUS over and over again.

Roosevelt would go on to have sex with Marguerite "Missy" LeHand, his private secretary until his stamina eventually killed her in 1941. Then he started having sex with Lucy again.

In addition to sex, Roosevelt is credited with having ended the Great Depression (a celibate period in American history) and having won the Second World War.