Stephen Colbert Fantasies Board

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The Stephen Colbert Fantasies Board was first seen on the January 31, 2007 broadcast of The Colbert Report. Reddish-pink in color, the Fantasies board displays the current contents of Stephen's dreamlife.

Ladies: Currently the Fantasies board has a free spot!

[edit] Fantasies

• Weekend With Dr. House
• Duet With Justin Timberlake
• Astronaut License
• (OPEN)
• Colmes In Gitmo
• Attend Hogwarts
• Golf With Nixon
• Hunt Man
• Wrestle Manilow
• Leather Pants
• Try Appletini
• Baby Carrots

[edit] Removed Fantasies

• Jane Fonda - sent to the On Notice board.

An angel does not make love. An angel is love.

~Pygar, Barbarella

[edit] Pending Fantasies

These fantasies have been disclosed to the Heroes, but have yet to be posted on the board.

• Repopulating America's Planet with the Queen of England