Fatties

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Fatties are people with low self esteem who weren't loved when they were children. Fatties eat massive amounts of food (like twinkies, fried chicken, cartons of gravy, sausages, deep fried oil, and other unhealthy FattyMcFatFat foods) for comfort, which makes them fatter, and therefore subjects for amusement. Stephen Colbert was never a fatty, because he was always loved... and can bench-press 800 pounds. (That's like, a billion kilograms for you commies out there.)

Notable Fatties Include

• Michael Moore
• Users of The Internets
• Al Bundy's fat friend, Bob Rooney (see photo, at left)
• Fat Albert
• Rosie O'Donnell
• Hilary Clinton (you have seen her calves, haven't you?)