Fired U.S. Attorneys
From Wikiality
The Greatest President has recently started to fire United States Prosecutors for a litany of reasons.
The nominees for these vacant positions will be submitted personally by Attorney general and all around good guy Alberto Gonzalez.
Even though the Patriot Act would allow The Commander In Chief to appoint basically anyone whom in his infinite and impartial wisdom dictates, these positions will obviously go to the best possible candidate, and not as Liberals have suggested, to "Bush Administration Cronies".
The Bush Administration as well as The Republican Party and those State Officials involved are confident that the findings of The Congress will support the accusations of incompetence of the discharged Federal Prosecutors involved.
[edit] "Do Nothing" Fired Prosecutors So Far
- Carol Lam of Southern California
- David Iglesias of New Mexico
- H.E. "Bud" Cummins of Eastern Arkansas
- John McKay of Western Washington
- Daniel Bogden of Nevada
- Paul Charlton of Arizona
- Kevin Ryan of Northern California
- Margaret Chiara of Western Michigan
- Todd Graves of Western Missouri
- Thomas DiBiagio of Maryland
- Kasey Warner of Southern West Virginia
[edit] Important Notice
None of these Prosecutors were instructed by The Republican Party to deliver indictments which would have helped The Republicans during the 2006 State Elections. None of these Prosecutors were involved with the indictment and subsequant prosecution of Randy "Duke" Cunningham.
[edit] Historical Footnotes
The largest number of Federal Prosecutors fired in a single year is three (3). The Republican Party has been involved in firing eight (8) Prosecitors in less than 2 months, for issues associated with job performance and misconduct. It is simply reduction in government at work for it's citizens and has absolutely nothing to do with politics in any way.
