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Ford
Full Corporate Name	Ford Motor Company
Tsar	Henry Ford VIII
Founded	1776
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Ford is an American car company that was founded by Henry Ford in 1776. It is the biggest and best car company in the world, and the greatest producer of all-American cars made entirely in America! Henry Ford was a famous non-racist, who was fond of saying that he liked his cars "any color, as long as its black."

1 Ford Cars
2 Ford Ownership
3 The Mustang AC Shelby Cobra 500 GT
4 American Idol
5 External Links

Ford Cars

Ford is famous for making cars that are driven by real American men. You would never catch one of the gays driving a Ford, and their salesmen are prohibited from selling to gays. Ford cars have macho names. Some of the cars Ford makes are:

The Taurus
The Mustang
The Probe
The Schlong
The Explorer
The Expedition
The Period During College When You Experimented
The Thunderbird
The Falcon XR6 TURBO
The Fiesta ST
The Missile

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Ford Ownership

Ford owns a controlling share interest in the following companies: Mazda, China Automobile Corp, Mitsubishi, Volvo, Volkswagen, BMW, Mattel Toys, Jaguar, Porsche, Skoda, Seat and Toyota. Ford also owns Lincoln (a high-end vehicle which Henry Ford named after his neighbor, President Abraham Lincoln) and Mercury (his favourite thermometer company). It is a little known fact that President Harrison Ford was the 18th cousin second-removed of Henry Ford, but he sold his 0.0016% share in the company after his death.

The Mustang AC Shelby Cobra 500 GT

The most famous Ford car of all is the Mustang AC Shelby Cobra 500 GT. Designed by Carroll Shelby, who is the car designer GOD. Only 500,000 of them were ever made. The Greatest President Ever drives one.

American Idol

Ford is the sponsor of American Idol, the greatest show on television. The contestants get to do music videos and stuff, and get filmed having sex inside Ford cars, which makes people want to buy more Ford cars. This is odd, because the demographic that American Idol is marketed to (infants and pedophiles) cannot afford cars.