GOP Blame Game

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The GOP Blame Game is a realistic board game where players take on the roles of Republican Party Operatives after Hurricane Katrina has done her worst.

Rules of the Game

Rules? Who needs rules? The GOP Blame Game puts you in the middle of the Party's decision-making machine in the aftermath of the worst disaster in American history...so far...

Object of the Game

The object of the game is very simple: the winner is the first player to divide the spoils of the former city of New Orleans amongst all of their friends at the expense of the former poor residents.

Hurrah!

Spoils can only be secured once the power-weilding liberals are properly credited and justifiably so.

Set Up

Each player starts with 7 "friends" as Hurricane Katrina approaches New Orleans.

The friends include:

• Media Mate
• Retail Pal
• Construction Crony
• Infrastructer Intimate
• Communications Confederate
• Faith-Based Fellow
• Texans for a Republican Majority

Battling against you and your friends are the forces of anti-Americanism, the Liberals. The Liberal enemies include:

• the Factonistas
• the Hard-Question-Askers
• the Hold-Criminals-Accountablers
• the Tax-Cut-Haters
• the Peace-Huggers