GOP Pinup Calendar
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GOP Pinup Calendar
is a Proud Republican Goddess
God Bless America
Internets Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute 2007 Pinup Calendar of “Great American Conservative Women”
[edit] Calendar Sneaks
The Cover GirlTennessee Call-Me-Harold Girl
Miss January Clare Booth Luce
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Miss March Rep. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn
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Miss July Miss America 2003 Erika Harold
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Miss September Rebecca Hagelin
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Miss October Cameron Randall Phillips
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[edit] Honorees
(Besides the red-blooded American men who purchase the calendar, heh, heh...)
- Cover-Tennessee Call-Me-Harold Girl
[edit] January
[edit] February
- February-Star Parker, activist
- March-Rep. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn
- April-Sandy Froman, president of the National Rifle Association
- July-Miss America 2003 Erika Harold
[edit] August
[edit] September
- September-The Heritage Foundation’s Rebecca Hagelin
[edit] October
- October-Cameron Randall Phillips, former reporter for CBN News
[edit] November
- November-Elaine Chao, labor secretary
[edit] December