Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly
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Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly February 18, 2004
Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly is a monthly magazine that spotlights gay NASCAR drivers and their progress in the fancy-pantsification of NASCAR. It is edited by Satan himself.
[edit] History
The fancy-pantsification of NASCAR began in 2003 when Jeff Burton, a God-fearing Virginia Republican, was forced to drive a car sponsored by the gay childrens' toy, Trolls. Immediately, Satan jumped on the opportunity to start a magazine, knowing that many NASCAR drivers were indeed gay. The first issue was published on January 9, 2004 and featured Michael Waltrip, in an exclusive interview about how NAPA Auto Parts worked for him.
Since then, more and more NASCAR drivers have come out of the closet and been featured in the magazine.
[edit] Featured drivers
- Jeff Burton (note: not gay, as specified above)
- Jeff Gordon (note: bisexual)
- Kasey Kahne
- Jamie McMurray
- Casey Mears
- Michael Waltrip
- Jean Girard
