George Allen
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Like Stephen Colbert, George Allen (nee George Macacawitz) has a deep affection for the ethnics. Born in Whittier, California, on the same day Adolph Hitler's mother pushed Adolph out of her womb, he became a Republican United States Senator from the great state of Virginia. He was running for re-election in 2006 and was often mentioned as a possible Republican Presidential candidate for the 2008 election.
Until he became involved in a number of "controversies", most prominently his use of the word "macaca".
| George Allen shows his love for ethnics. |
George Allen is a compassionate conservative, but if you make him mad (e.g., a hum drum democrat with a camera who follows his campaign) he will put you in your place, especially if you aren't the same skin color he is. A darker complexion democrat was called a macaca. No one gives him credit for knowing French. That's not to say he claims to know French, have French blood, have Jewish blood, or have any North African blood.
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What Exactly is a Macaca, You Ask?
Quotes
"Did Senator George Allen plagiarize another senator’s amendment, or is that story just bullmacaca?" - Stephen Colbert, 9/11/2006, The Colbert Report
Wordinista Definitions
Courtesy of Urbandictionary:
- Macaca (noun)
- A racial slur used against Arabs or dark-skinned people of North Africa meaning "monkey".
Courtesy of Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc.
- Macaca (noun)
- A genus of Old World monkeys including the rhesus monkey (M. mulatta) and other macaques
Courtesy of WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University
- Macaca (noun)
- A macaques; rhesus monkeys
I think you pretty much get it, especially if you are an It-getter.
Things Senator George Allen Likes Doing When He's Not At Work
- Fly his Confederate Flag Proudly
- Watch The Dukes of Hazzard
- Have tea and crumpets with Zell Miller
- Mow the lawn on his make-believe-Plantation
- Channels Governor George Wallace's spirit
- Chants the South shall rise again every morning
- Spends time nude in a coffin with the skull of Strom Thurmond
- Make up obscure Racial epithets
By Christ! George Allen Is Not A Jew, he is JEW-ish!
Former Senator Allen is not Jewish! Although people might be lead to think this of him, it is untrue. You might ask yourself; Jewish? Who woulda thunk it? It's those facty reporters that's who, trying to discredit Senator Allen by casting Jewy aspersions upon his good Republican name.
Mr. Allen is currently working for the Fred Thompson campaign in a position of Leadership. That's the spirit George, you're a fighter!
McCain and Allen BFF
| George Allen at CPAC. |
| Allen and McCain sitting in a Tree. |
See Also
External Sources
- George Allen's liberal replacement
- George Allen Charity Work for corporate donors
